Pixie the Pomeranian’s assigned human wanted to join something called the “Mile-High Club”. It isn’t exactly what Pixie expected.
Medusa, the mythological monster is real! But not in the way you think, she's actually just a normal female adult with snakes for hair.
You’re a can of SPAM left in a shopping cart that was haphazardly abandoned in a mall parking lot. Describe your journey back to your shelf on aisle 12.